Baby books and calendars

My kids have a mom who, if their grandmas saw what was written in their calendars (an extension of their baby books - I have a calendar for each kid I can update everyday...or whenever I get around to it), said grandmas would gasp, roll eyes, and faint. Example: (from Jacob's calendar entry yesterday) Now, when you say "thank you" it comes out as "tank you" instead of "knock up", the way you used to say "thank you". I miss the old way. Especially when you said it to my pregnant friends.