Me (Won't Ever) Talk Utahn One Day

This:

is a "fark".

This:

is a "jell". This: is the state of "Utahr". The thing on top of the house: it is a "ruff".

People who go here:

are "Marmens".

I totally know that not all Utahns speak this way. The grandparents do for sure. And my husband's cousins (who are young) do, too. Soooo....there.